Things to know about me.

Ok, so i don't think everyone knows the abbreviations i use so i'm just going to tell you about them. And i'll tell you about some references i'm bound to make that you *probs won't understand.

LD- Love Dis'
   FLD- Fucking Love Dis'
HD-  Hate Dis'
   FHD- Fucking Hate Dis'
*Probs- Probably
Pre- Pretty. ex: Thats Pre-cool.
Fab- Fabulous
Flab- Fat, Flabby, Chubby, etc...
Fut- Can be used at Fat of Foot.
Flap you- My cats are de-clawed and they have this little flap near there 'middle finger'  so, FLAP YOU.
Thong- Used instead of 'thing'

The Egyptian Gods Cards

             So, about a couple days ago i ordered the 3 Egyptian God Card's from Amazon. I got all three for like, $11.00. That is such a fucking great deal! They originally cost around $80.00 for just one card! They lowered the price a FUCK LOAD so how could i not order them?

Obelisk The Tormentor Has 4000 Attack and Defense. There are better cards out there but hell, this one is a GOD.  Obelisk is a Divine monster.

Obelisk's description: The descent of this mighty creature shall be heralded by burning winds and twisted land. And with the coming of this horror, those who draw breath shall know the true meaning of eternal slumber.

Pokemon Black and White

Ok so, i'm late i know fuck off. -.-


OKAY so the Keldeo event is coming soon! ( not that i need to worry LOL ACTION REPLAY ) it's held item is unknown. Keldeo is going to be level 15 & will know aqua jet. If you don't know about Keldeo i'll go-ahead and tell you. Along with Cobalion, Terrakion, and Virizion, Keldeo is a member of the legendary musketeers. Keldeo is a water fighting type Pokemon. ( Poliwrath is the only other Pokemon with this type ) Keldeo is Pokemon # 153 in the Unova pokedex & # 647 in the national pokedex. Keldeo can walk on water. ( Like Suicune & Jesus Christ ) Keldeo will make its debut in the fifteenth Pokémon movie, being one of its stars along with Cobalion,Terrakion, Virizion and Kyurem. The most powerful moves Keldeo can learn are: Close Combat & Hydro Pump

And moving on if you didn't already know There was also a Reshiram (white) & Zekrom (black) event that started on the 10th. You have until april to get them... so no rush.  They have AWESOME moves ( The only Shit move being Haze/Mist ), as you can see. And the best part? No tidies leveling up! W00T LEVEL 100! They both hold the Dragon Gem which increases Dragon type moves.

 CLEARLY you can only get them in Black & White.