Ok, so i don't think everyone knows the abbreviations i use so i'm just going to tell you about them. And i'll tell you about some references i'm bound to make that you *probs won't understand.
LD- Love Dis'
FLD- Fucking Love Dis'
HD- Hate Dis'
FHD- Fucking Hate Dis'
*Probs- Probably
Pre- Pretty. ex: Thats Pre-cool.
Fab- Fabulous
Flab- Fat, Flabby, Chubby, etc...
Fut- Can be used at Fat of Foot.
Flap you- My cats are de-clawed and they have this little flap near there 'middle finger' so, FLAP YOU.
Thong- Used instead of 'thing'